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Coffee Maker Slowing Down

How to keep a healthy level of> madness do you think?

At lunchtime, sit in the parked car and a hairdryer at the point of passing cars to see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. (Do not disguise your voice.) Whenever someone asks you to do something, ask if you want chips thereof. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. When everyone has overcome their addiction caffeine change to brown. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what I think." Finish all your sentences with "… in accordance with the prophecy." Do not use no punctuation Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing at every moment of the day. For example: "If anyone needs me, I will in the bathroom. "I called the psychic line and say," Guess. "When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won! Third time this week! Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we will have to let one of you."

hahaha! I am in work laughing at this and imagine what would happen if one of them actually did. lol! these are great fun! ** Stars for you! **

Nestlé for Sale in Tea-Style Web Nespresso Machines May 20 (Reuters) – Nestle SA will sell premium tea in France similar to its line of coffee Nespresso, to exploit the demand for high-end beverages.

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